Sunday, October 29, 2006

Toby's plan

I plan no such thing, and even if I were I doubt I'd disclose my evil plans of world domination to others. Mwa. Ha. Mwahahahahaa...

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Gordo's Plan to take over the world

Well. you know how there's all these red stick things on the side of the road, like witches hats, only more like a red post with a round base and a reflective stip . Well. how mad would it be if you stole them all? then you could sell them back and earn lots of money.
but how would you steal them all? heres the genius part: enlist the help of the shopping trolley army. have you noticed how there's all the shopping trolleys slinking around the suburbs these days? well guess what. theyre spying on you. its a reconassaince for when they take over the world. So why not make friends and help each other out hey? So get the shopping trolleys to nick all the witches hat things, then you win. yay. the world is yours.

Richard's Plan to take over the world...

[22:36:37] Gordo - 10/20 says:
i made some chemicals, now i have to prove its what i think it is
[22:36:47] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
ooh
[22:36:50] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
u made chemicals
[22:36:53] Gordo - 10/20 says:
mmm
[22:36:54] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
nice
[22:37:04] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
evil ones
[22:37:08] Gordo - 10/20 says:
very
[22:37:11] Gordo - 10/20 says:
they smell
[22:37:13] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
cool
[22:37:21] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
r they ill tempered
[22:37:26] Gordo - 10/20 says:
very
[22:37:30] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
nice
[22:37:56] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
r they the type who would go out all night and not call
[22:40:09] Gordo - 10/20 says:
no
[22:40:30] Gordo - 10/20 says:
theyre the type who would leave home and come back as serial killers
[22:40:37] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
lol
[22:40:44] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
sweet
[22:41:15] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
do they react violently to certain substances
[22:41:25] Gordo - 10/20 says:
whats with your name..."You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!"
[22:41:31] Gordo - 10/20 says:
very
[22:41:35] Gordo - 10/20 says:
some blow up in air
[22:41:38] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
little brittain quote
[22:41:39] Gordo - 10/20 says:
BANG
[22:41:42] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
lol
[22:41:43] Gordo - 10/20 says:
oh lol
[22:41:47] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
sweet
[22:42:14] Gordo - 10/20 says:
so we have to do the experiments with no air
[22:42:19] Gordo - 10/20 says:
otherwise it would go bang
[22:42:27] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
nice
[22:42:33] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
thats awesome
[22:42:44] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
it's like absolutely pure
[22:42:50] Gordo - 10/20 says:
what is
[22:42:56] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
no air
[22:42:59] Gordo - 10/20 says:
oh
[22:43:00] Gordo - 10/20 says:
yeah
[22:43:05] Gordo - 10/20 says:
under nitrogen gas
[22:43:07] Gordo - 10/20 says:
100%
[22:43:11] Gordo - 10/20 says:
or vacuum
[22:43:12] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
thats like existence in nothing
[22:43:19] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
awesome
[22:43:24] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
say that to ppl
[22:43:41] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
"occasionally i live in a vacum"
[22:43:50] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and they'll be like "really"
[22:43:59] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and then u'll be like "yeah"
[22:44:08] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and they'll be like "howso"
[22:44:16] Gordo - 10/20 says:
lol
[22:44:20] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and u'll be like "no air man"
[22:44:33] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and they'll be like "thats tripped out man"
[22:44:38] Gordo - 10/20 says:
rofl
[22:44:45] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and u'll be like "sure is"
[22:45:03] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and they'll be like "r u a scientist man"
[22:45:14] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and then u'll be like "i'm god"
[22:45:23] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and then they'll go "so u are"
[22:45:41] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and thats how u will rule the world
[22:46:26] Gordo - 10/20 says:
wow
[22:46:33] Gordo - 10/20 says:
a new plan to rule the world
[22:47:04] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
yeah, i'd make a mad stoner
[22:48:04] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
i'd be tripping and i'd tell my stoner mate that his hair is on fire, even tho it isnt
[22:48:24] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and he'd believe me cos he's stoned too
[22:48:28] "You've made your gay bed, now lie in it!" says:
and i'd laugh
[22:51:11] Gordo - 10/20 says:
lol