Gordo's Plan to take over the world

Well. you know how there's all these red stick things on the side of the road, like witches hats, only more like a red post with a round base and a reflective stip . Well. how mad would it be if you stole them all? then you could sell them back and earn lots of money.
but how would you steal them all? heres the genius part: enlist the help of the shopping trolley army. have you noticed how there's all the shopping trolleys slinking around the suburbs these days? well guess what. theyre spying on you. its a reconassaince for when they take over the world. So why not make friends and help each other out hey? So get the shopping trolleys to nick all the witches hat things, then you win. yay. the world is yours.